Preparing a patentable privacy & demographic information auction system to license to the USPS & other national & international public & private mail services pending legislation, constitutional amendment, & / or international treaty

UPS privacy business plan 222 PDF

W. Hale, aka, haji (pilgrim) Mohammed A. Omar 4200 Wisc. Av. NW
Suite 106 – 146
Washington, DC 20016

United States 805-570-2515

David P. Abney, CEO
United Parcel Service, CEOUPS World Headquarters 55 Glenlake Parkway NE Atlanta , GA 30328
United States
Tel.: 1-800-PICK-UPS

#712 of 747: William Hale (hinging0) Fri 14 Nov 2014 (10:10 AM)
re: 1. Cut forwarding costs 2. > ROI of UPS store mailboxes.1 3. Offer “direct forwarding”2

Dear DPA, CEO:

Enclosed please find a proposed “Privacy marketing plan” for UPS parcel privacy protection services via a Pay Pal – UPS “eBuyers Club (eBC), LLC” – including ways for eBC members to use eBay to satisfy the demand of Apple, Google, Facebook, Microsoft, et al. for true demographic information.

Also enclosed, please find a proposed consulting contract so you might compensate me if you like this unsolicited business plan, and / or if you would like me to do further work on this or any other aspects of UPS and / or related business.

Thank you. Truly,

W. Hale, aka, haji (pilgrim) Mohammed A. Omar
& ‘Mekkah’, aka, ‘Liberty’: “Question authority respectfully. Answer God,” the Afghan Hound, ADA, Service K9

wh:MAO

enclosures (2):

  1. Cut forwarding costs
  2. eBC Marketing Survey
  3. Consulting contract

cc: Pay Pal, eBay, USPS, FedEx, DHL blind cc:

  1. Also a UPS joint venture with computer vendor (s) re: UPS Store IP address rental, forwarding, and / or automated download of email, etc. to a thumb drive placed in your UPS mail box for forwarding or pick up.
  2. In the case of IP information, indirect forwarding via thumb drive pick up from your mail box is more private.

Preparing a patentable privacy & demographic information auction system to license to the USPS & other national & international public & private mail services pending legislation, constitutional amendment, & / or international treaty______________________

Table of Contents

1. Cut Forwarding Costs…………………………………………………………………………………………………….2 2. Proposed “Parcel & IP PRIVACY Buyers Club” Marketing Plan:……………………………………….2 1. Null Hypothesis #1: Not sufficient demand for privacy yet…………………………………………….2 1. PRIVACY……………………………………………………………………………………………………………3 2. HACKERS?…………………………………………………………………………………………………………3 3. IP………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..4

2. Null Hypothesis #2: Not sufficient internet profit yet to pay users adequately for

demographic information……………………………………………………………………………………………….4 3. Proposed Consulting Contract…………………………………………………………………………………………5

1. Cut Forwarding Costs

Instead of having the package go from the unknown internet vendor to the UPS store & then be picked up by or forwarded to the customer, why not let customers have the choice to add a “direct fwd address” to the UPS data base, so when the UPS system reads the customer’s UPS store mail box address it instead displays the customers business or home address on UPS driver screens & thus directly routes the box?

What if hackers break in to the UPS system and obtain the forwarding addresses of customers? Please see HACKERS (page 3)

2. Proposed “Parcel & IP PRIVACY Buyers Club” Marketing Plan:
re: 1. Cut forwarding costs 2. > ROI of UPS store mailboxes.3 3. Offer “direct forwarding”4

1. Null Hypothesis #1: Not sufficient demand for privacy yet

There is no way to determine there are not sufficient zip codes or nations with UPS stores where there is adequate current, or potential, demand or ability to adequately pay for privacy of

  1. delivery address, or
  2. legal name, or
  3. IP address, or
  4. computer serial number, or
  1. Also a UPS joint venture with computer vendor (s) re: UPS Store IP address rental, forwarding, and / or automated download of email, etc. to a thumb drive placed in your UPS mail box for forwarding or pick up.
  2. In the case of IP information, indirect forwarding via thumb drive pick up from your mail box is more private. Page 2 of 5

Preparing a patentable privacy & demographic information auction system to license to the USPS & other national & international public & private mail services pending legislation, constitutional amendment, & / or international treaty ______________________

  1. cell tower location, or
  2. sim card number

to justify UPS or Pay Pal or Ebay, or T-Mobile, etc. to further explore the potential ROI of

providing “eBuyers Club (eBC), LLC” direct parcel forwarding services with, or without:

  1. ename for signature line privacy,
  2. UPS store location for street address line privacy,
  3. ename debit card for payment privacy,
  4. ename verification phone number for cell tower location & sim card# privacy.

1. PRIVACY

Instead of having the package go from the unknown internet vendor to the UPS store & then be picked up by or forwarded to the customer, why not let customers have the choice to add a “direct fwd address” to the UPS data base, so when the UPS system reads the customer’s UPS store mail box address it instead displays the customers business or home address on UPS driver screens & thus directly routes the box?

2. HACKERS?

“Buyers Club” or Doing business as”5

Why not offer a Pay-Pal & UPS, Jt. Venture “Buyers Club” (eBC) and issue an “e-name debit card”?

  1. Link the e-name to the legal name of the customer & keep it private, & decentralized, & “off line” by storing the legal name with the e-name link in two, redundant, encrypted, eBC computers safely off-line on the premises of the UPS store where the membership is rented – with no copies of the legal name to e-name link anywhere else.
  2. The e-name and e-phone ext.6 and buyer’s fund record are kept on line the way Pay Pal does now.
  3. When the eBC member uses his or her “e-name debit card”, eBC buys the good or service and then transfers all rights & responsibilities of use to the eBC member, while at the same time transferring the funds from the e-name account of the member to eBC.
  4. EBC is the actual buyer so no “doing business as” forms are need to be [sqk] filed with the government.

5. http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/free-books/ebay-business-book/chapter21-4.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doing_business_as

6. Perhaps T-Mobile or ATT might do a joint venture with UPS? Page 3 of 5

Preparing a patentable privacy & demographic information auction system to license to the USPS & other national & international public & private mail services pending legislation, constitutional amendment, & / or international treaty ______________________

  1. When the eBC member uses his or her e-name to open an on line account with google, or e-bay, or Amazon.com, or any merchant it is actually eBC who is opening the account on behalf of the member.
  2. The e-name@eBC.com is not permitted to incur any financial obligations other than through the e-name debit card issued by eBC.
  3. Like AOL the e-name@eBC.com may be changed by the owner, and an individual may have more than one e-name@eBC.com account.
  4. The e-name@eBC.com agrees to not engage in an illegal use of the e-name.
  5. Plus like people with major credit cards or Amazon.com members, etc. eBC buyers of goods & services should have more clout when they make complaints, exercise warranty rights & demand refunds.
  6. For customers who want more independence, each UPS store can have the relevant county or state forms the customer needs to file & charge a handling fee to automate the process to get a legal “doing business as” name.

3. IP

UPS & computer vendors, Jt. Venture: “e-name” – ip address rental with direct forwarding, or a thumb drive (or larger external drive which will fit in your UPS mail box) containing an automated download of email & whatever else the customer inputs to the system.

2. Null Hypothesis #2: Not sufficient internet profit yet to pay users adequately for demographic information

There is no way to prove it is not possible to satisfy the demand of Apple, Google, Facebook, Microsoft, et al. for true demographic information and personal profiles, by providing an eBC auction area on eBay so eBC members can open eBay accounts with their eBC ename profile and offer to license various eBC certified, verified, demographic, information fields belonging to the ename, so the highest bidder7 (s) may track the licensed, verified demographic to what extent for how long.

Although the owner of an ename may change the ename at any time, the contract to provide demographic information could be linked to whatever ename the owner uses for the curation of the contract in the same way AOL lets you use six different screen names and change them at any time.

When Ebay certifies a winning bid, or purchase, the field link would automatically be turned on for the sale of the certified demographic information of the ename for the contracted

7. Or, “License right now”, or “Pay on a per post basis” regarding what they purchase or do. Page 4 of 5

period of time.

16.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7.

8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15.

Zip code of forwarding address
Frequency of use of the ename
Web sites on which the ename buys
Web sites on which the ename creates a user account. Education

Credit rating

Nearest cell tower to private cell phone receiving calls forwarded by ename verification phone number

Nearest cell tower to modem linked to eBC IP forwarding Gender
Age. Weight. Height.
Actual wi-fi network location instead of virtual wi-fi address Actual street address of forwarding address.

Actual legal name
Social security number
Date of birth (enames are certified “Over eighteen” or “Under fourteen”, etc.) The certified Ip address of your personal computer.

Preparing a patentable privacy & demographic information auction system to license to the USPS & other national & international public & private mail services pending legislation, constitutional amendment, & / or international treaty ______________________

3. Proposed Consulting Contract

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